Drafts
(Updated: 4/29)
Milk Pour!
our LUKR lager poured as an ultra velvety micro foam!
Alien Church
7.0%
Our IPA. Brewed with fluffy malted oats, and hopped aggressively with Cascade and Columbus. Dry hopped with a huge dose of the choicest Citra, Mosaic, and Chinook. This is the one.
Notes of ripe mango, blueberry gummies, floral lychee, pink grapefruit, and peach rings.
Stoner Hands
5.5%
OG Kush terpene infused Pale Ale
Crushable Church
4.8%
Inspired by all our love for Alien Church, this SUPER CRUSHABLE Reptoid IPA is brewed with oats, kettle hopped with Cascade and Columbus, and dry hopped with the choicest Mosaic, Citra, and Chinook.
Notes of melon mango gummies, and crisp morning dew.
Daily Personal Best
11.4%
Daily Personal Best is back! This “Runner’s High” triple IPA has one of our biggest malt bills, loaded with fluffy oats and crisp wheat. Dry hopped very aggressively with Citra, Idaho 7, Simcoe and a touch of Columbus. Your daily personal best is well within reach. You can do it. We know you can do it.
Notes of honey dipped strawberries, tangerine slices, and lemon-lime sports drink after a long run.
Trendler Dark Czech Lager
5.2%
Built on a base of Pilsner, Munich, CaraAroma, and Carafa malts. Hopped with Perle and Kazbek.
Pink RNTZ
Hopped in the kettle with Citra and Simcoe Cryo, then dry hopped heavy with Mosaic, Simcoe Cryo, and Nelson Sauvin. Hit with a dash of Pink RNTZ terpenes. 7.2%
Notes of grapefruit, peach rings, ripe pineapple, and a hint of the sticky icky.
TDH Death Tripper (Motueka)
6.66%
Triple Dry Hopped Death Tripper is a new, ULTRA hoppy riff on an old favorite. Built on a hill of fluffy flaked and malted oats and a touch of wheat. We hopped and dry hopped this batch with out-of-this-world Galaxy and a little bit of Simcoe. Then this got decimated with a double and TRIPLE dry hopping of dank New Zealand Motueka!
Notes of donut peaches, slightly underripe pineapple, and Super Lemon Haze.
Purple Sticky Punge
8.3%
Purple Sticky Punge is another BRAND NEW riff on an old favorite brewed for this year's PLANET PUNGE celebration. Built on the classic base of 2 row and oats, and dry hopped with our favorite super dank New Zealand Nelson and Motueka. Then this batch got hit with a heavy handed dose of Bacio Gelato Terpenes (no THC, sorry!) to take the dankness to the next level! If you know, you know.
Notes of musky cantaloupe, pine needles, & the dankest dank.
Trendler Kölsch
4.8%
A Kölsch-Style Lagerbier, this is an extremely simple beer brewed in the image of the provincial beers of Cologne, Germany. Composed of German base malts and a hop bill of all Hallertau Mittelfrüh, it's fermented on the warmer side of the Lager spectrum with a yeast derived from one of the better-known Kölsch breweries and cold conditioned for 3 weeks before packaging.
Notes of Niagara grapes, light hay, unripe peach, and white flowers.
Cherry Pie Stoner Shake
Brewed with 2-row and oats, hopped with Citra and New Zealand Nectaron, and conditioned on cherry puree, Madagascar vanilla, lactose, and a small dose of OG Kush terpenes. 9.0%
Notes of cherry glaze, vanilla frosting, and a hint of citrus candy.
Food
Updated on 07/28
Jumbo Pretzel
Warm Pretzel, Seasonal Beer Mustard, Cooper Jack Cheese Sauce on the side (Can be served Dairy Free)
Confit Buffalo Chicken Wings
Crispy Chicken Wings, served with veggies and a side of your choice of Ranch or Blue Cheese
St Oner’s Burger
St Oner’s patty blend, Bacon, Lettuce, Red Onion, Tomato, American Cheese, Pickled Sauce, Sweet Potato Bun, Fries Can be served GF or DF
Chips & Salsa Trio
House-made tortilla chips, Salsa Verde, habanero salsa, salsa rojo
Poblano Fundido
Melted chihuahua cheese, sauteed onions, poblano pepper, flour tortillas
Potato Fried Tacos
Deep Fried Corn Tortilla, potato, tomato, onion, red cabbage, lettuce, charred Salsa
Tacos De Pastor
Mexican spiced pork, roasted pineapple, white Onion, cilantro, dried chile Salsa Rojo, avocado Salsa Verde, Soft Corn Tortillas
Gringa Quesadilla
Fried flour tortillas, pastor, chihuahua cheese, cilantro, red onion, fresh Salsa Verde
Tacos De Chorizo
Fried Chorizo, Chihuahua Cheese, cilantro, onions, corn tortilla, charred salsa on the side
Tacos De Black Angus
Black Angus Steak, Cilantro, Onions, Salsa Rojo
Volcan
Melted cheese with your choice of Chorizo or Pastor, served in a tostada, charred salsa on the side
Alambre Black Angus
Black Angus steak, sauteed onion, red pepper, poblano pepper, queso chihuahua, corn tortilla, salsa rojo
Stoner Tacos (for 2 )
Assortment of Black Angus steak, chorizo, pastor, sauteed onions, poblano peppers, red pepper, chihuahua cheese, corn tortillas, side salsa
Cans-To-Go
(UPDATED 4/29)
Alien Church
7.0%
Our IPA. Brewed with fluffy malted oats, and hopped aggressively with Cascade and Columbus. Dry hopped with a huge dose of the choicest Citra, Mosaic, and Chinook. This is the one.
HopHands
5.5%
Our American Pale Ale. Brewed with oats. Hopped intensely with Simcoe, Centennial, and Amarillo. Hazy, juicy, and eminently crushable. Our precious Pale Ale.
Crushable Alien Church
4.8%
Inspired by all our love for Alien Church, this SUPER CRUSHABLE Reptoid IPA is brewed with oats, kettle hopped with Cascade and Columbus, and dry hopped with the choicest Mosaic, Citra, and Chinook, just like it's older sibling.
N/Alien Church
Introducing the first NON-ALCOHOLIC Tired Hands Beer! N/ALIEN CHURCH is the result of over a year of research and development to bring you the best possible tasting N/A IPA. Brewed with oats, experimental yeast, and the same hop bill as Alien Church, but DOUBLE the amount of hops to give the juicy citrus and tropical notes that we've all come to love.
Pathway
5.0%
Welcome to the world, Pathway. The spawn of our well known and well loved Eviscerated Pathway of Beauty was brewed with its maker's same base of flaked and malted oats to create this little Citra bomb. Hopped and dry hopped with only the freshest Citra hops from the West Coast. Concise, and absolutely CRUSHABLE.
Pink RNTZ
Hopped in the kettle with Citra and Simcoe Cryo, then dry hopped heavy with Mosaic, Simcoe Cryo, and Nelson Sauvin. Hit with a dash of Pink RNTZ terpenes. 7.2%
Cherry Pie Stoner Shake
Brewed with 2-row and oats, hopped with Citra and New Zealand Nectaron, and conditioned on cherry puree, Madagascar vanilla, lactose, and a small dose of OG Kush terpenes. 9.0%
Daily Personal Best
11.4%
Daily Personal Best is back! This “Runner’s High” triple IPA has one of our biggest malt bills, loaded with fluffy oats and crisp wheat. Dry hopped very aggressively with Citra, Idaho 7, Simcoe and a touch of Columbus. Your daily personal best is well within reach. You can do it. We know you can do it.
Whatever, Nevermind
9.2%
Our good yule saison! Brewed with some of our special malted wheat and hopped with Cascade. Fermented in a large oak foudre with Magickal Saison yeast and then conditioned with our house microflora for a natural carbonation.
Sea of Green
8.6%
The annual return of one of the first double IPAs ever produced by Tired Hands back in the summer of 2012. Brewed with an abundance of fluffy oats and hopped quite assertively on the hot side. Fermented with our dear house ale yeast and heavily dry hopped with Citra, Simcoe, Chinook, Hallertau Blanc, and Columbus.
Cocktails
- Classic Margarita- Tequila|Agave|Lime
- Honeysuckle- Honeysuckle Gin|Honey|Lemon
- Mojito- Rum|Simple Syrup|Lime
- Old Fashioned- Bourbon|Simple Syrup|Bitters
St. Oners
Cans To Go & Tap Room:
Wed-Thurs 3-10pm
Fri 3-11pm
Sat 12-11pm
Sun 12-9pm
2218 Frankford Avenue
Philadelphia, PA 19125
(267) 930-8645
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