Drafts
(Updated: 5/27)
Milk Pour!
our LUKR lager poured as an ultra velvety micro foam!
Alien Church
7.0%
Our IPA. Brewed with fluffy malted oats, and hopped aggressively with Cascade and Columbus. Dry hopped with a huge dose of the choicest Citra, Mosaic, and Chinook. This is the one.
Notes of ripe mango, blueberry gummies, floral lychee, pink grapefruit, and peach rings.
Stoner Hands
5.5%
OG Kush terpene infused Pale Ale
Trendler Kölsch
4.8%
A Kölsch-Style Lagerbier, this is an extremely simple beer brewed in the image of the provincial beers of Cologne, Germany. Composed of German base malts and a hop bill of all Hallertau Mittelfrüh, it's fermented on the warmer side of the Lager spectrum with a yeast derived from one of the better-known Kölsch breweries and cold conditioned for 3 weeks before packaging.
Notes of Niagara grapes, light hay, unripe peach, and white flowers.
Pineal
6.0%
Wildflower Honey IPA. One of our most enduring IPAs, originally brewed at our humble BrewCafé as an exploration of Mosaic hops. Brewed with pillowy oats, and aromatic local wildflower honey. Dry hopped again and again with Mosaic, Simcoe, and Amarillo.
Notes of peach bubblegum, ripe strawberry, cotton candy, kiwiberry, and tangerine.
Orange Creamsicle Milkshake IPA
7.2%
Orange Creamsicle Milkshake IPA was originally conceived with our very special friends at Omnipollo. Brewed with oats, wheat, and lactose sugar, and conditioned with a delightfully juicy blend of clementine and blood orange. Further conditioned on a generous helping of Madagascar vanilla beans, and dry hopped intensely with fresh, hand selected Mosaic and Citra.
Notes of fresh squeezed tangerine juice , vanilla custard, lemon curd, and sherbet popsicles.
DDH Alien Church (Citra/Galaxy)
7.0%
DDH Alien Church returns, this time with Citra and Galaxy! The intensely amplified and totally fuzzed out iteration of our Reptoid Alien with Photosynthesizing Tongue Oat IPA. Brewed with the same fluffy malted oats as always, and hopped, as always, super aggressively with Cascade and Columbus. Dry hopped with the same huge dose of the choicest Citra, Mosaic, and Chinook we’ve come to love and then blasted over the skull with a mountain of even more Citra and additional tropical, punchy, and hyper fresh Galaxy for the secondary dry hopping.
Notes of Georgia peach, ripe pineapple, and grapefruit zest.
Wish Fulfillment
6.0%
Brewed with malted spelt, and dry hopped singularly and intensely with our freshest Australian Galaxy hops.
Notes of lime gummies, fresh peach, musky lychee, Sauv Blanc, and honeysuckle.
Pungetopia
DIPA that starts with a base of pale malt and pillowy oat malt. Hopped and dry hopped intensely with Nelson Sauvin, Motueka, Wai-iti, Riwaka, and Nectaron. 8.0%
Notes of sticky herb, bubble gum, ripe citrus, pineapple, and tropical fruits.
Food
Updated on 07/28
Jumbo Pretzel
Warm Pretzel, Seasonal Beer Mustard, Cooper Jack Cheese Sauce on the side (Can be served Dairy Free)
Confit Buffalo Chicken Wings
Crispy Chicken Wings, served with veggies and a side of your choice of Ranch or Blue Cheese
St Oner’s Burger
St Oner’s patty blend, Bacon, Lettuce, Red Onion, Tomato, American Cheese, Pickled Sauce, Sweet Potato Bun, Fries Can be served GF or DF
Chips & Salsa Trio
House-made tortilla chips, Salsa Verde, habanero salsa, salsa rojo
Poblano Fundido
Melted chihuahua cheese, sauteed onions, poblano pepper, flour tortillas
Potato Fried Tacos
Deep Fried Corn Tortilla, potato, tomato, onion, red cabbage, lettuce, charred Salsa
Tacos De Pastor
Mexican spiced pork, roasted pineapple, white Onion, cilantro, dried chile Salsa Rojo, avocado Salsa Verde, Soft Corn Tortillas
Gringa Quesadilla
Fried flour tortillas, pastor, chihuahua cheese, cilantro, red onion, fresh Salsa Verde
Tacos De Chorizo
Fried Chorizo, Chihuahua Cheese, cilantro, onions, corn tortilla, charred salsa on the side
Tacos De Black Angus
Black Angus Steak, Cilantro, Onions, Salsa Rojo
Volcan
Melted cheese with your choice of Chorizo or Pastor, served in a tostada, charred salsa on the side
Alambre Black Angus
Black Angus steak, sauteed onion, red pepper, poblano pepper, queso chihuahua, corn tortilla, salsa rojo
Stoner Tacos (for 2 )
Assortment of Black Angus steak, chorizo, pastor, sauteed onions, poblano peppers, red pepper, chihuahua cheese, corn tortillas, side salsa
Cans-To-Go
(UPDATED 5/27)
Alien Church
7.0%
Our IPA. Brewed with fluffy malted oats, and hopped aggressively with Cascade and Columbus. Dry hopped with a huge dose of the choicest Citra, Mosaic, and Chinook. This is the one.
HopHands
5.5%
Our American Pale Ale. Brewed with oats. Hopped intensely with Simcoe, Centennial, and Amarillo. Hazy, juicy, and eminently crushable. Our precious Pale Ale.
Crushable Alien Church
4.8%
Inspired by all our love for Alien Church, this SUPER CRUSHABLE Reptoid IPA is brewed with oats, kettle hopped with Cascade and Columbus, and dry hopped with the choicest Mosaic, Citra, and Chinook, just like it's older sibling.
N/Alien Church
Introducing the first NON-ALCOHOLIC Tired Hands Beer! N/ALIEN CHURCH is the result of over a year of research and development to bring you the best possible tasting N/A IPA. Brewed with oats, experimental yeast, and the same hop bill as Alien Church, but DOUBLE the amount of hops to give the juicy citrus and tropical notes that we've all come to love.
Pathway
5.0%
Welcome to the world, Pathway. The spawn of our well known and well loved Eviscerated Pathway of Beauty was brewed with its maker's same base of flaked and malted oats to create this little Citra bomb. Hopped and dry hopped with only the freshest Citra hops from the West Coast. Concise, and absolutely CRUSHABLE.
Whatever, Nevermind
9.2%
Our good yule saison! Brewed with some of our special malted wheat and hopped with Cascade. Fermented in a large oak foudre with Magickal Saison yeast and then conditioned with our house microflora for a natural carbonation.
Sea of Green
8.6%
The annual return of one of the first double IPAs ever produced by Tired Hands back in the summer of 2012. Brewed with an abundance of fluffy oats and hopped quite assertively on the hot side. Fermented with our dear house ale yeast and heavily dry hopped with Citra, Simcoe, Chinook, Hallertau Blanc, and Columbus.
Punge
8.3%
PUNGE is our Double IPA. Brewed with malted oats and hopped and dry hopped with hyper fresh Motueka and Nelson Sauvin from our most recent New Zealand selections. PUNGE is PUNGE is PUNGE is PUNGE is PUNGE is PUNGE is PUNGE is PUNGE.
Taco Hands
6.2%
Originally dreamt up with our west coast sweethearts @cellarmakerbrewing in San Francisco. Brewed with fresh lime zest and juice, coriander, cilantro, cracked black pepper, sea salt, and cumin, as well as ancho and pasilla chiles. Dry hopped with pungent Citra, and the always classy and zesty New Zealand Motueka.
Orange Creamsicle Milkshake IPA
7.2%
Orange Creamsicle Milkshake IPA was originally conceived with our very special friends at Omnipollo. Brewed with oats, wheat, and lactose sugar, and conditioned with a delightfully juicy blend of clementine and blood orange. Further conditioned on a generous helping of Madagascar vanilla beans, and dry hopped intensely with fresh, hand selected Mosaic and Citra.
Wish Fulfillment
6.0%
Brewed with malted spelt, and dry hopped singularly and intensely with our freshest Australian Galaxy hops.
Pineal
6.0%
Wildflower Honey IPA. One of our most enduring IPAs, originally brewed at our humble BrewCafé as an exploration of Mosaic hops. Brewed with pillowy oats, and aromatic local wildflower honey. Dry hopped again and again with Mosaic, Simcoe, and Amarillo.
Birdie
5.9%
Birdie is a new IPA we’re brewing in collaboration with Ales for ALS, a non-profit charity that helps breweries create beers and donate the funding to ALS research! Birdie was brewed with a hearty malt bill mostly made up of 2-Row and all of our most pillowy oats. We were given an unbelievable batch of hops (Simcoe! Ekuanot! Loral! Talus! As well as three unnamed experimental hops) and decided these would pair perfectly with some Citra and Columbus for an easy drinking but bold little IPA.
Trendler New Zealand Pilsner
Brewed with all German Pilsner malt and hopped emphatically with Nelson Sauvin and Wai-iti, then judiciously dry hopped with Riwaka and Wai-iti. Fermented with our house lager yeast and cold-conditioned for many moons. 5.0%
Punge Cubed
9.5%
Punge Cubed is the gnarliest iteration of Punge yet. We compiled a gargantuan malt bill of 2-Row and all the malted and flaked oats and added tons of Nelson and Motueka in the mash before hopping it with an absolutely ridiculous dry-hop of Nelson and Motueka. Punge Cubed was dry-hopped at a staggering 8.8 pounds of hops per barrel! It is both the biggest and the most aggressively hopped version of Punge we’ve ever done.
DDH Punge (Nelson Sauvin)
8.3%
DDH PUNGE (Nelson Sauvin) is another bombed out hop saturated variation on one of our most enduring and beloved double IPAs. Brewed with plenty of malted oats and fermented with our expressive house ale yeast, it's dry hopped with bright and pungent Motueka and Nelson Sauvin. It's then secondarily dry hopped with an over abundance of even more more more of that hyper tropical & fruity Nelson Sauvin.
Cocktails
- Classic Margarita- Tequila|Agave|Lime
- Honeysuckle- Honeysuckle Gin|Honey|Lemon
- Mojito- Rum|Simple Syrup|Lime
- Old Fashioned- Bourbon|Simple Syrup|Bitters
St. Oner's
Cans To Go & Tap Room:
Wed-Thurs 3-10pm
Fri 3-11pm
Sat 12-11pm
Sun 12-9pm
2218 Frankford Avenue
Philadelphia, PA 19125
(267) 930-8645
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