DRAFT BEER
Updated 1/23/26
HopHands
5.5%
Our American Pale Ale. Brewed with oats. Hopped intensely with Simcoe, Centennial, and Amarillo. Hazy, juicy, and eminently crushable. Our precious Pale Ale.
Notes of kiwi, dank, light pine sap, nectarine, honeysuckle, and tangelo.
Crushable Void
4.5%
Crushable Only Void is our slimmed down and slammable version of our imperial stout, Only Void. Loaded with a mini version of it’s big brother’s malt bill, Crushable Void is all of the flavor of an imperial stout with less than half the punch. 4.5%
Notes of dark raisin bread, biscuit, and coffee with light cream.
Trendler Schwarzbier
5.5%
Brewed with pilsner malt, as well as a tasteful flurry of German specialty and dark malts. Hopped assertively with German Hersbrucker from our buddies in Bavaria, fermented with our house lager yeast, and cold conditioned for four weeks. Extremely stark, restrained, and elegant, yet eminently crushable.
Notes of black tea, medium toast, cinnamon raisin, Ethiopian coffee, and fertile earth.
DDH Oblivex (Citra/Galaxy)
9.2%
An extra freaky, extra undead variation on Oblivex, our MASSIVE electro-mummy double IPA. Brewed to the same base recipe, with oats and spelt, and dry hopped with our best Citra and Amarillo, then secondarily dry hopped with even more Citra and a dash of Galaxy.
Notes of lemon frozen yogurt, Trolli Peachie O's, and stone fruit punch.
DDH Found A Scythe (Idaho 7/Sabro)
8.0%
Our first DDH'd variant of Found A Scythe has been hopped heavy! Brewed with a nice portion of red wheat malt and hopped with Nelson Sauvin, as always, to hit that sticky/drippy/sappy character. Double dry hopped with Idaho 7 and Sabro to make it even stickier.
Notes of sweet pink cotton candy, orange tea popsicles, and mugolio glaze.
Honey, I Love You
5.8%
Honey, I Love You was brewed with wheat and 2 row and hopped lightly with Amarillo. We conditioned this beaut on local wildflower honey and fermented it with our Magickal Saison yeast.
Notes of sugar coated honey drops, lemon cake, and white grape.
Nectarous Feast
9.0%
Double IPA brewed with oat malt and flaked wheat, and a touch of local wildflower honey. Dry hopped quite aggressively with our forever favorite: Simcoe, as well as a few of our more recent attractions, Australian Vic Secret and Ella.
Notes of drippy cantaloupe, mango nectar, perfumey coriander, and orange marmalade.
Daily Personal Best
11.4%
Daily Personal Best is back! This “Runner’s High” triple IPA has one of our biggest malt bills, loaded with fluffy oats and crisp wheat. Dry hopped very aggressively with Citra, Idaho 7, Simcoe and a touch of Columbus. Your daily personal best is well within reach. You can do it. We know you can do it.
Notes of honey dipped strawberries, tangerine slices, and lemon-lime sports drink after a long run.
It Is With A Heavy Heart
8.2%
Built of on base of 2 row, oat malt and wheat malt, and hopped with concentrated and super resinous Citra Cryo! Then this one gets dosed with a boatload of juicy pineapple puree, Madagascar vanilla beans, and lactose for that silky mouthfeel.
Notes of Dole Whip, pineapple custard, and ripe donut peaches.
Extra Vanilla Milkshake IPA
7.2%
A single IPA version of our beloved Extra Vanilla Milkshake. Hopped AND dry hopped intensely with Mosaic and Citra and then conditioned atop almost twice our usual amount of luscious Madagascar vanilla beans. Dreamt up with our forever loving friends Oomnipollo and carried forth into tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow.
Notes of sugar cookie ice cream sammies, guava pudding, and stone fruits.
FOOD
Hand Cut Fries
Hand Cut Fries | Malt Aioli | Beer Cheese | Ketchup
Sweet Potato Fries
Hand Cut Sweet Potato Fries | Red Curry Aioli | Ketchup
Onion Rings
Beer Battered Onion Rings | Horseradish Dipping Sauce
Baba Ghanoush
Roasted Eggplant Dip | Extra Virgin Olive Oil | Mint & Parsley | Assorted Seasonal Veggies | Warm Pita | 100% Vegan!
House Battered Calamari
House Battered Calamari Rings & Tentacles | Sriracha Chipotle Dip
Spinach Artichoke Dip
Melted Parmesan | Spinach | Artichoke Hearts | House Made Tortilla Chips
Nachos
House Made Tortilla Chips | Chihuahua Cheese | Black Bean Sauce | Pico | Guac | Sour Cream | Add Pulled Pork!
Buffalo Tofu
Fried Tofu | Buffalo | Carrots & Celery | Choice of House Made Bleu Cheese or Ranch
Deconstructed Lettuce Wraps
Choice Of Teriyaki Minced Chicken or Shrimp | Crispy Vermicelli Noodles | Fried Shallots | Boston Lettuce Leaves
Chicken Wings
10 Wings | Buffalo, Whiskey BBQ, or Weekly Special Sauce | House-made Ranch or Bleu Cheese | Carrots & Celery
Warm Pretzel
Jumbo Pretzel | Beer Cheese | Mustard
Winter Grain Salad
Farro | Chickpeas | Heirloom Cherry Tomatoes | Baby Kale | Dried Cranberries | Champagne Citrus Vinaigrette
Fried Tofu Bowl
Brown Rice | Avocado | Pickled Cucumbers | Edamame | Carrots | Sesame Seeds | Sweet Soy Sauce | Spicy Mayo
DDH w/ Cheese
Dudley's Double Smash Hamburger | Cooper Sharp | Leaf Lettuce | Red Onion | House-made Pickles | Special Sauce | Served w/ Hand Cut Fries | Add Candied Bacon!
Cubano
Confit Pork | Black Forest Ham | Swiss | Mustard | House Made Pickles | Served w/ Hand Cut Fries
French Dip
Hand Sliced Roast Beef | Gruyere | Aioli | Au Jus & Horseradish Crema | Served w/ Hand Cut Fries
Tired Hands Cheesesteak
House Shaved Roast Beef | Cooper Sharp | Caramelized Onions | Hot Cherry Peppers | Served w/ Hand Cut Fries
Pineapple Jalapeño Chicken Sandwich
Crispy Chicken | Pineapple Jalapeño Slaw w/ Cilantro | House-made Pickles | Sriracha Maple Sauce | Served w/ Hand Cut Fries
Baby Back Ribs
Half or Full Rack Baby Back Ribs | Whiskey BBQ | Hand Cut Fries | Pickled Carrots & Cauliflower
Roasted Chicken
Half or Full Lemon Pepper Roasted Chicken | Hand Cut Fries | Honey Chipotle Slaw
Pulled Pork Mac
Cavatappi | Chihuahua Mascarpone Cheese Sauce | Whiskey BBQ Pulled Pork
Chickpea Protein Pasta
Chickpea Rotini | Grilled Chicken | Nut Free Basil Pesto | Parm
Lunch Burger & Beer
DDH w/ Cheese | 8oz Beer or NA Beverage | Friday 12p-3p
Sorbet
Strawberry Sorbet | Rotating Seasonal Sorbet
Warm Brownie
Warm Brownie | House-made Seasonal Gelato | Melted Chocolate
Happy Hour! Wed & Thurs 4p-6p, Fri 3p-6p
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Alien Church
7.0%
Our IPA. Brewed with fluffy malted oats, and hopped aggressively with Cascade and Columbus. Dry hopped with a huge dose of the choicest Citra, Mosaic, and Chinook. This is the one.
Notes of ripe mango, blueberry gummies, floral lychee, pink grapefruit, and peach rings.
Crushable Church
4.8%
Inspired by all our love for Alien Church, this SUPER CRUSHABLE Reptoid IPA is brewed with oats, kettle hopped with Cascade and Columbus, and dry hopped with the choicest Mosaic, Citra, and Chinook.
Notes of melon mango gummies, and crisp morning dew.
DDH Nelson Sauvin Milkshake (Nelson Sauvin)
9.2%
DDH Nelson Sauvin Milkshake DIPA is an extra hoppy New Zealand-inspired riff from our perpetually ongoing series of culinary IPAs, originally dreamt up with our forever pals @Ominopollo. Brewed with heavy amounts of fluffy oat flakes, wheat, and lactose sugar, and conditioned atop luscious Madagascar vanilla beans. Intensely hopped and dry hopped with our very choicest Mosaic and Citra, and secondarily dry hopped with pungent-n-zesty New Zealand Nelson Sauvin.
Notes of key lime pie, coconut water smoothie, and champagne mango.
Eggnog Milkshake DIPA
9.2%
Another in our long line of psychic collaborations with our forever buddies @Omnipollo. This Holidazed edition features our big oat-y base hopped as always with handpicked Citra and Mosaic and brewed with nutmeg, brown sugar, rum extract, lactose, and vanilla.
Notes of cinnamon apple French toast, Italian rum cake, and pear tarte tatin.
DDH Hail Santa (Mosaic)
6.4%
A double dry hopped version of our annual tribute to the jolliest of dark overlords, Hail Santa. Brewed with local wildflower honey, malted rye, and a touch of light caramel malt. Dry hopped with the classic Cascade and our forever favorite Simcoe. Double dry hopped with Mosaic. This beer sleighs!
Notes of passion fruit lemon gummies, sage limeade, and pineapple sorbet.
Eviscerated Pathway of Beauty
8.6%
Eviscerated Pathway of Beauty is an All Sweet Citra Double IPA. Brewed with heaps of flaked and malted oats. Hopped and dry hopped exclusively and intensely with super-pungent hand selected Citra. Follow the Pathway, find Beauty.
Notes of juicy orange-peach, Piña Colada, ripe mango, and herbaceous sticky icky big green.
Extra Knuckle
6.0%
Brewed with pillowy malted wheat and hopped singularly and intensely with hyper fresh, bright, and punchy Mosaic from our most recent selections out in Yakima, Washington. This beer is a vivid throwback to the glory days of first discovering this very dynamic and versatile hop at our BrewCafé, and it hits just as hard now as it did then. Party like it’s 2013!
Notes of pink grapefruit, blueberry pie, musky guava, Concord grape, and honeydew.
Hail Santa
6.4%
Hail Santa, our annual tribute to the jolliest of dark overlords, is back in time to celebrate the Holidaze. Brewed with local wildflower honey, malted rye, and a touch of light caramel malt. Dry hopped with the classic Cascade and our forever favorite Simcoe. This beer sleighs!
Notes of Meyer lemon zest, sage, and candied pineapple.
Helles Other People
4.8%
Brewed with all German Pilsner malt and hopped lightly with Hallertau Mittelfrüh from our friends in Bavaria. Fermented with our house lager yeast and cold conditioned for five weeks before its release. Refined, delicate, and eminently crushable.
Notes of white grapes and peaches, clover honey, and fresh cut grass.
HopHands
5.5%
Our American Pale Ale. Brewed with oats. Hopped intensely with Simcoe, Centennial, and Amarillo. Hazy, juicy, and eminently crushable. Our precious Pale Ale.
Notes of kiwi, dank, light pine sap, nectarine, honeysuckle, and tangelo.
N/Alien Church
Introducing the first NON-ALCOHOLIC Tired Hands Beer! N/ALIEN CHURCH is the result of over a year of research and development to bring you the best possible tasting N/A IPA. Brewed with oats, experimental yeast, and the same hop bill as Alien Church, but DOUBLE the amount of hops to give the juicy citrus and tropical notes that we've all come to love.
Notes of lemon-lime soda, peach rings, drippy pineapple, and classic Alien Church!
Refreshing
8.0%
Brewed with a bit of oats and fermented very dry with our house ale yeast. Dry hopped with plenty of Galaxy, Citra and Lemon Drop. We find this beer simple. We find this beer Refreshing.
Notes of lemon oil, apricot perfume, lime soda, fir needles, and champagne mango.
Did I Do That?
9.6%
Did I Do That? is our latest and greatest TRIPLE IPA. This one is built on a truly massive grain bill of 2 row, oat malt, and wheat malt. Hopped in the kettle with Comet and Motueka, and then dry hopped with an irresponsible amount of Citra, Galaxy, and even more pungent New Zealand Motueka. But we didn't stop there- this brew got just a touch of Brewgas Grapefruit Kush terpenes thrown into the mix! The terps blend really well with the hop character on this one. Notes of tangerine sorbet, Spruce Tip Panna Cotta, and Guava gummies.
Notes of tangerine sorbet, spruce tip panna cotta, and guava gummies.
Coffee Only Void
11.0%
Our loved imperial stout straight from the heart of the Void! Brewed with a literal ton of specialty malts: roasted barley, midnight wheat, chocolate malt, caramel malt, and light caramel malt, along with 2 row and oats. Bittered lightly with Chinook. Conditioned on Collective Coffee Co Lightning Bolt beans!
Notes of hot lattes, dark chocolate covered espresso beans, and coffee cake made by grandma.
Whatever, Nevermind
9.2%
Our good yule saison! Brewed with some of our special malted wheat and hopped with Cascade. Fermented in a large oak foudre with Magickal Saison yeast and then conditioned with our house microflora for a natural carbonation.
Notes of vanilla oak, pineapple upside down cake, lightly toasted coconut, and gooseberry jam.
Confirmed Eternal
8.5%
Our last brand new beer of 2025! This one features a brand new hop, Dolcita! Born from a base of 2 row, oat malt, and wheat malt. Hopped in the kettle with amazingly fragrant Dolcita, Motueka, and Citra; then blasted with a dry hopping of more Dolcita, Motueka, Citra, and a bit of Simcoe to round out the flavor. The Dolcita hops lend a unique creamy citrus and peach flavor.
Notes of pineapple soft serve, orange creamsicle, and peach rings.
DDH Punge (Nelson Sauvin)
8.3%
DDH PUNGE (Nelson Sauvin) is another bombed out hop saturated variation on one of our most enduring and beloved double IPAs. Brewed with plenty of malted oats and fermented with our expressive house ale yeast, it's dry hopped with bright and pungent Motueka and Nelson Sauvin. It's then secondarily dry hopped with an over abundance of even more more more of that hyper tropical & fruity Nelson Sauvin.
Notes of watermelon peel, spruce tip ice cream, and tropical fruit leather.
RNTZ
White RNTZ Terpene IPA. Brewed with Citra & Simcoe Cry. Dry hopped with Citra, Simcoe Cryo, and Nelson Sauvin.
DDH Wish Fulfillment (Galaxy)
6.0%
Brewed with a simple base of malted spelt, fermented with our expressive house ale yeast, and dry hopped AND double dry hopped with our best Australian Galaxy hops.
Notes of vanilla glazed lychee danishes, Meyer lemon candies, watermelon water ice, and your best wishes fulfilled.
Ergot
14.0%
Brewed with oats, rye, wheat, and a touch of sorghum, as well as New Jersey wildflower honey. Refermented with the juice of the cacao pod fruit, and conditioned on cacao nibs. Dry hopped aggressively with Nelson Sauvin, Mosaic, and NZ Cascade.
Notes of overripe mango, cooked blueberry, and chocolate strawberry smoothie.
Trendler Alt
5.0%
Trendler Alt is the original Trendler bier, brewed as a dedication to Jean’s grandfather Joseph Trendler. Composed of German pilsner malt and a tasteful assortment of domestic and imported specialty malts, and delicately but meaningfully hopped with classic German varietals. Fermented with a yeast strain derived from our favorite Altbier producer from Düsseldorf, and lagered for 3 weeks. Annually released right before the Thanksgiving holiday because it’s never too early to give thanks.
Notes of oolong tea, toasted black walnut, light toast, and pomegranate molasses.
Nectarous Feast
9.0%
Double IPA brewed with oat malt and flaked wheat, and a touch of local wildflower honey. Dry hopped quite aggressively with our forever favorite: Simcoe, as well as a few of our more recent attractions, Australian Vic Secret and Ella.
Notes of drippy cantaloupe, mango nectar, perfumey coriander, and orange marmalade.
Death Tripper
6.66%
Death Tripper is our exxtra Galaxy IPA and it’s back from a too long slumber. Originally brewed way back at our humble BrewCafé, Death Tripper is built on a hill of fluffy flaked and malted oats and a touch of wheat. We hopped and dry hopped this batch (and every batch) with out-of-this-world Galaxy and a small dose of Simcoe! Take a Trip!
Notes of chewy peach rings, passion fruit smoothie and guava sorbet.
Calamansi Milkshake
9.2%
Another funky and blissed out installment in our genre-defining culinary IPA series with @Omnipollo! Brewed with a heavy bill packed with oats and lactose sugar and hopped with the almighty combo of Citra and Mosaic. We then hit it with a double dose of bursting Madagascar vanilla beans and a truly unwise amount of bold and flavorful calamansi puree.
Notes of creamy calamansi bars, lime curd, and Filipino lemonade.
Ourison
4.8%
Four Grain Saison. This beer represents the progression and evolution of our saison fermentation program. Ourison is our saison, SaisonHands, left to condition in oak and then allowed to fully express itself via a lengthy can conditioning period. The end result is a highly refined, snappy, and pungent beer that is one of the most simplistic and exciting iterations of saison that we have ever produced.
Notes of oak, bitter grape, and tart lemon.
Vanilla Stoner Shake
Vanilla Milkshake Terpene infused IPA
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